macabrevolution:

jehovahhthickness:

The biggest dick energy

0kboy:

0kboy:

did anyone else experience getting touched or poked by boys because they wanted to see your reaction and see you turn around, and then if you asked if someone touched you they would pretend it wasnt them who poked you and laugh behind ur back so later in life when people poke you you pretend you didn’t feel it so you wouldn’t turn around like a fool

from these comments i have come to the conclusion that boys don’t deserve rights god bless

mrmeow-meow:

writing-prompt-s:

The Devil is known for being incapable of love. You are determined to romance the living hell out of him.

“Hey, would you mind giving me a map,” I wink and found my finger guns at the Devil himself, “to your heart?”

He glanced at me for a second with a blank face before walking around me and continuing down the hall of his castle. I quickly turned and ran to walk beside him.

“I’m sorry, but it’s just that I got a little lost,” I explained before winking with another set of finger guns, “in your eyes.”

He comes to an abrupt stop and let’s out a heavy sigh. “We’ve been over this. I will not date you,” he strained out the word ‘not’.

“It’s cool. I get it,” I raised my hands in surrender, “But has anyone told you, you look,” I once more winked with a pair of finger guns, “hot as hell.”

He groaned and brought up his clawed hands to rub his forehead in frustration.

erinbowbooks:

audir0se:

naamahdarling:

brightlotusmoon:

itty-bitty-obsessions:

samael-has-arrived:

angelpatton:

little-ditto:

parodybit:

trash-slut:

mishafletcher:

curlicuecal:

bannock-and-biopolitics:

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

this is a companion post to the “don’t forget your made tea and its getting cold” one

Augh, my tea!

Also, look up and check the time? Are you supposed to be somewhere right now? School? Work? Bed?

Make sure you’re on Wi-Fi and not data!!!

Don’t forget that food you warmed up in the microwave and left there.

When was the last time you had water?

Ooops, I forgot to take my meds and drink water. Thanks, Tumblr.

Put away your leftovers and anything the cat might get into.

Scoop the cat box before your cat pisses in your laundry basket. 🧺

AUGH MY LAUNDRY

mjalti:

seaflying-fliptuna:

enajcosta:

aviculor:

crystalquintessential:

mjalti:

humancoffeegrounds:

mjalti:

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

brothernatures:

its-probably-all-elves:

marvus-x0loto:

feministfront:

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord:

fairydusts:

girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.

Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.

feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything

Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow

just girly things~🌟

thepoetkiller:

alcor-the-dreamweaver:

roseverdict:

warmwate-r:

bestviralposts:

INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3

link below to see:

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credit to: ketul

Zoomed in and found this gem

I think I found someone who knows about the camera

Hello there, observant person!

Worried about this guy who was just standing in the road

That’s a crossing guard, he has a yellow vest and an orange stick

nickxdee:

current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed

wholeheartedsuggestions:

nothing bad can come out of loving yourself more

spectra-bear:

My brother sent me the most blessed video of all time

heichougasuki:

by eyokiki

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※ Please do not repost without written permission.

tsukareta-levi:

Art by Mandarinda (リンダ)

※ Posted with written permission
※ Do not repost or remove the source

newtgeiszler:

mcelboycontent:

thinking about how john mulaney and the mcelroys talk about their marriages as juxtaposed to most male comedians and just like…god the bar is so low but after so many years of hearing “ball and chain” jokes it is unbelievably refreshing to hear male comedians love the absolute shit out of their wives

millennials are killing the hating your wife industry